HUGE KIDS SALE!

Yes! Yes! I’ve always wanted large children, imagine a sweat shop filled with HUGE KIDS! It would be so fuckin’ productive. I bet they could do two or maybe three times the amount of work as normal kids. Mind you the cost in food would be more but who cares you own GIANT kids who could also double as security guards. If I saw a clan of 9 foot tall children DOIN’ WORK my first instinct would be get the fuck outta there.

Owning a HUGE KID is kind of like when you were a child and wanted a Dinosore for a pet and would would be your life long companion. Your heart breaks when you realize that animals/dinosours have a shorter life span than humans. I suspect that would be the case with HUGE KIDS; obviously they have some sort of physical disability so I am guessing the turn over rate would be about 10-15 years.

These struggles are life and we have to be emotionally ready for such tragedies . At least they will be livin’ the good life playing outdoors and eating like royalty for the sole reason as being so fucking HUGE!

NOTE: I would never let a HUGE KID work in a sweat shop, they deserve better since by default they are much better than every other regular kid.