Doin’ Work - Fashion of the Future

December 22nd, 2007 by R May

Over the last little while I have been talking with Matt about fashion and where he thinks things will be going.  Predicting fashion trends can be difficult, and a miscalculation can often leave you lady-less at the club. If you ask an expert or go to school for something to do with sewing and shit, they will probably tell you some crap like fashion comes in cycles, and what was old will be new and popular once again.  This has obviously held true,  with a recent re-ignition of neon, and ironic mustaches.However… I think fashion cycles can only last for so long, and that they are drying up. The new shit, is going to be exactly that, new, shit.. From the future, replicating a style that only exists in our minds. Well and of course Back to the Future 2. Which is the best fucking move ever. 

Here are some examples:

Mcfly - Power Lace Nikes. When he is not on his hover board, or fucking biffs car up with shit from the future, (which is strangely a different color than shit from the past i would like to note) he rocks out in these kicks.  A year ago, some guy built a replica set, with working glow and everything, I bidded 675.00 USD on ebay, and lost. They sold for 895, I am still kinda sad.

 

Ridiculous Hats - Every hat in the future seems to be fucked. Its either made out of inner tubes, stailess steel, or its not even a normal color like J foxes, hat I think its like a mood hat, and it changes depending on how excited you get.

  Marty Hat

Doc’s 2015 Glasses - Doc has some amazing solid stainless steel glasses that he reps in the future.  There not for the sun, there for fucking blocking out your vision entirely, so you dont have to be so up tight, and so that you can hone other sences better.. Like love.

Docs 2015 glasses 

Self Adjusting Shit - You ever buy some tight ass jeans, and then you get kinda lazy and then they start to not fit anymore? Well thats a concern of the fucking past. In the future there are no sizes, stuff just learns to fit you. You just go into a store and and be like “I need Jacket” you dont even have to think, and then you leave.

 Marty Jacket

Anyways the point is the future of fashion in my mind is going to be the future. But thats just me and what the fuck do I know.  However 2015 is getting closer every year, and if it ends up like hill valley you should start setting the trends now.    

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