In this fast paced world we live in it seems that nothing stays cool or alt for long. Ironic Glasses with no lenses, high top kicks, american appy, scarves, beards, skinny jeans, jeremy scott, ed banger have all trickled into down to the mainstream dudes overzealous teens and high school girls. It seems that everytime some alt discovers some new thing to wear/do/say/eat/go the teens and dude bros steal it right out from under them. This is why I propose the Alts fight back and in turn begin to steal stuff from the mainstreamers. It would not only be extreme hilarity, but it would also teach people a lesson about not stealing.Ways for an ALT to infultrate mainstream culture:

- Begin to listen to pop music; The Jonas Brothers are a good start, and go to concerts at large venues. However in order to keep your alt appeal make sure to just stand and judge.

- Go on shows like “Keys to the VIP” and refuse to get anyones number. Instead take over DJing at the club (This club will most likely be named TONIC and/or LIQUID)

- Begin going to Tim Hortons instead of Starbucks or other high end coffee establishments. However continue to use the high end coffee lingo (tall, grande, venti, foam, soy etc.) and order things that Tim Hortons would never sell.

- Get a 9-5 job but be terrible at it, and come in wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can muster.

- Start to watch team sports, however make sure you always cheer for the more fashionable team and never know anything specific about what is going on, you may also want to yell at inappropriate times when nothing has really occured (Note: this may work better when with a group of people or at a random sports bar)

- and finally to really kick them where it hurts begin to randomly and often drink Jagger bombs, not as a shot, but as a drink you sip…..preferably out of a mug.

(An Alt Bro Neatly sipping his Jagger Bomb) I believe this will be big in 2K9.