So the Olympics are finally over (i think) and super douche Phelps won a lot of medals, doesn’t make him any less of a horse-faced dick. Anyways, what really bothers me is that honestly every girl loves this guy, and i’m like WHY? Besides the fact that he is pretty ripped, what else is there?

• His chimpanzee face?
• His celebrity status that will be completely forgotten in less than a year?
• His “intelligence”?
• His gold bling?
• His Donkey-face?
• His Broke as grill? (he has bad teeth)
• His likeness to JAWS from James Bond
• Choose.Your Own.Answer

I really hope this is the last we hear about this aqua-douche.