Guys i am going to the justice show in my town and i want to stand out when i am there so people know i am a tru fan. What should i do? I really want to be authentic for Gaspard and Xavier.

• Should i wear leather?
• Should i read every music blog?
• should i bring a giant cross?
• should i get a Electro themed tat?
• should i shave a cross in my head?
• are these guys the #1,2,3, and 4 fans of Justice?
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This is the weirdest video and musical intrument i have ever seen. Those guys in the video creep me out super hard.

Should all musical intruments be in laser form?

• would only fggts like laser intruments
• would altbro’s accept this new form of music?
• if i went to a laser intrument show would there be shutter shades?
• i dont know guys, give me some other laser ideas.

I came across this jem of a blog/website browing tumblr.com one day. Its called Hipster or gay, and asks you to asnwer that question. Hahahaha, all i can do is laugh when i see any picture on it. To me it seems like in 80% of the pictures the guys are gay.

What do you guys think?

• Gay?
• Hipsters?
• Faggy electro hipster?
• Emo Mexican?
• “Rock” band member?
• Myspace wh0res?
• Person Brands/Meme’s
• Pick fo yo self

HIPSTER OR GAY

Facebook Gangsta from Miller Media on Vimeo.

I dont know if i want to laugh or kick the shit out of this guy. Maybe i should do both at the same time. God damn CPA’s.

Here is the conversation i had today with some internet HO, who found my MSN address. 

4:32:22 PM Lena: Hi

4:32:36 PM maTt - : hey

4:32:49 PM Lena: hey, A/S/L?:)

4:33:05 PM maTt - : hahaha do i know you?

4:33:20 PM Lena: hey whats up babe, U got a webcam? finally someone adds me, I am soo fuckin horny today for some reason lol

4:33:38 PM maTt - : hahaha 

4:33:46 PM Lena: listen hun, I am just about to start my webcam show with jen, come chat me there in my chat room? We can cyber, I will get naked if u do..lol!

4:34:02 PM maTt - : who is jen?

4:34:07 PM Lena: I can show u how to watch if u promise not to tell anyone else how to do it???PLEASE:-$

4:34:30 PM maTt - : hmmmm intriguing

4:34:36 PM Lena: well since its the law that u gotta be 18 (nudity involved), u have to sign up with a credit card for age verification! BUT.. Once you are inside, just clikc on “Webcams” let me know what name you use to sign in with so I know it is you babe! http://www.lovelocalgirls.com/janeroom fill out the bottom of the page then fill out the next page as well and u can see me live!

4:34:53 PM maTt - : hahaha and there’s the catch

4:35:02 PM Lena: Please dont mention anything about that in the chatroom once u get in ok?:-$

4:35:15 PM maTt - : my lips are sealed

4:35:19 PM Lena: OH SHIT.. k I am late to start my show, I gotta get off msn…I will see ya inside my chatroom babe.. remember not to mention that I am upgrading u… You can use your msn name to sign in so i know it is you.. 

4:35:38 PM maTt - : ya ya whatever

Trying out new Vimeo sizes.

ShitDisco - OK from nudando on Vimeo.

I love pop-up books. Shitdisco is so underrated, they are sick.Their MYSPACE

Partyshank ‘Virgin’ from RadarMusicVideos on Vimeo.

Pretty girl dressing/undressing…….what can i sayPartyshanks MYSPACE

      I’m starting a new thing where i will post about retarded websites i find on the internet(which is quite often). The best part tho is that usually these websites are for amazing creative people, although this is not always the case. So here is my first foray into the: Weird World of Websites.

The first website is of a filmmaker called That Go, his stuff is sick. He did the video for Thunderheist’s “Jerk-it”. Check the site here or click the pic  .

And jesus said “thou shalt browse well, amen”

I found this site randomly one day and was pretty impressed with it. Basically you just upload a “summer mix” to the site and its displayed with a bunch of other artists mixes. I uploaded my wizard stick mix to it. Check it out. Edit: yes i forgot to put links in before, but they are there now. 

I have know about muxtape.com for a while now but never really put up any music on it. Since i finally finished My illustration for my new GoldFrontRecords mixtape i thought i would put the songs from the mix up on muxtape.com, so that people can listen to them individually if they want. As usual you can find my new mix on GoldFrontRecords.

Here is my Muxtape Profile: PopularDemand

Enjoi

Masked DJ’S have become more visible these days. The thing is, where does it end?Here is DISCO BALL FACE. I saw this and was like……..REALLY? COME ON. It looks like he made it himself and the duct tape doesn’t help anything. Are these new DISCO masks going to be the new club accessory in the 4th quarter of 08??

• Will we see more AZN’s in the clubs wearing these?
• Is he a convicted ______, so he has to keep his identity secret?
• Are masked DJ’s the superhero’s of the ELECTRO/BLOG HOUSE scene?
• Will Party Pic’s Photographers transition into more mainstream subjects?
• (P.S i did not steal this from Hipster Runoff)

+ DOINWORK.COM AZN Staff pick PIC +

AZN OR MEXICAN?

This is definetly one of the best job postings i have seen on craislist.org to date. Here it is BEST JOB POST EVER. For those of you who dont know what tecktonick is you can check it out in this previous post of ours {SOLELY DEVOTED TO} tecktonik dancing.

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Yay self linking!

In this fast paced world we live in it seems that nothing stays cool or alt for long. Ironic Glasses with no lenses, high top kicks, american appy, scarves, beards, skinny jeans, jeremy scott, ed banger have all trickled into down to the mainstream dudes overzealous teens and high school girls. It seems that everytime some alt discovers some new thing to wear/do/say/eat/go the teens and dude bros steal it right out from under them. This is why I propose the Alts fight back and in turn begin to steal stuff from the mainstreamers. It would not only be extreme hilarity, but it would also teach people a lesson about not stealing.Ways for an ALT to infultrate mainstream culture:

- Begin to listen to pop music; The Jonas Brothers are a good start, and go to concerts at large venues. However in order to keep your alt appeal make sure to just stand and judge.

- Go on shows like “Keys to the VIP” and refuse to get anyones number. Instead take over DJing at the club (This club will most likely be named TONIC and/or LIQUID)

- Begin going to Tim Hortons instead of Starbucks or other high end coffee establishments. However continue to use the high end coffee lingo (tall, grande, venti, foam, soy etc.) and order things that Tim Hortons would never sell.

- Get a 9-5 job but be terrible at it, and come in wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can muster.

- Start to watch team sports, however make sure you always cheer for the more fashionable team and never know anything specific about what is going on, you may also want to yell at inappropriate times when nothing has really occured (Note: this may work better when with a group of people or at a random sports bar)

- and finally to really kick them where it hurts begin to randomly and often drink Jagger bombs, not as a shot, but as a drink you sip…..preferably out of a mug.

(An Alt Bro Neatly sipping his Jagger Bomb) I believe this will be big in 2K9.

New favorite thing, Native-American Asian pirates. Fak i know this guy is pretty legit right now, but just wait. This fall that look will be poppin off all over the place. You will see suburban hipsters/alts all over the place dressed like this. Mark my words people of the internet.

Also i was looking at a post on Hipster Runoff about RAC (Remix Artist Collective) and how it was just one guy. This made me sad. I really wished it was a group of middle aged dudes making remixes. I wonder if Steve Aoki will still DJ when he is 60. There needs to be more elderly DJ’s.

• Should Steve Aoki DJ forever?
• Is Steve Aoki Immortal?
• Does Kavinsky count as an Elderly DJ?
• Why am i writing in bullet form?

Another amazing trend that will be making it big soon is looking like a fucking idiot wearing animal masks(edit: looking like an idiot is already a big trend). There are so many amazing parts to this picture. The kitten mask reminds me of The Teenagers - Streets of paris. There is also the amazing ugly friend, the “seemingly” useless phone(its actually the latest cell phone) and the massive amount of dicks on her shirt. I didnt even notice until someone pointed them out. I want to see what she looks like under all those dicks.

The Teenagers - Streets of paris
Their MYSPACE Page

I usually walk home from work but today it was more of a self reflection. I was observing and trying to figure out what i like and what i don’t like. This is part of the list that i came up with…

What I Like

• walking
• outside because it is bright
• homeless people - they do so much for the community - ie return all the bottles people leave around the city
• crackers and cheese
• eating cantaloupe with cottage cheese in the middle on the beach in the summer (its just so happy)
• clapping - even if fake
• music
• dancing
• dancing and walking
• running and dancing (even thought i can’t do it)
• coffee - pref. from starbucks or illy brand, but am not too picky
• fashion
• well dressed people
• dress shoes (of any colours)
• extreme fitting clothing, either too tight or extremely too big
• ironic stuff, even people
• people who look indie/scene/club from a distance, but really are homeless
• majestic animals of any sort, anywhere and at any time
• actully liking and buying the same beer as homeless people
• The Teenagers
• Sebastien Grainger and the Mountains
• AZNs
• RomComs - they just end so happy
• fire works
• culture - preforming arts, design, fashin, fine art, and lit.

What I Don’t Like

• cross walks - some how they cause more accidents
• people with limps because i feel i am going to be beat up
• walking by people on the street and looking at them because i sometimes feel they will beat me up - sometimes somehow i too develop a limp as well
• unaware people - like how dumb they act or look
• eating animals, but still feel compelled to buy veggie alternatives to meat products
• going places slow
• the city of ottawa (i love all my amazing wonderful awesome wicked friends who are in ottawa though)
• how AZNs seem to be more stylish than everybody else
• stressing about things even if they are unimportant
• how forgetful i tend to be
• people who think there awesome, but aren’t (i possibly may fall under this category)
• being unorganized messy and dirty
• most loud noises and sudden movements - i am too jumpy - and it ads humour in most movies for friends
• Linkin Park and Papa Roche
• Couples who dress to match - i recently saw this sketch white trash gangster couple wearing all yellow, together
• not wearing glasses - I think i would be more comfortable not wearing clothes in public than no glasses
• people who are not willing to learn or take interest new things
• jokes that are not funny
• the day not being longer that 24 hours

I am interested knowing what other people like and do not like… please post them if you like to post on blogs or if you don’t just call me out on how blogging is pointless and a wast of time.

Yes she is weird and stupid looking, and probably has bad judgment(see shitty arm tattoo). But you have to give her credit for going the extra mile and dying her eyebrows pink. Are those feathers in her hair, or dreds? Do you think she would be a good mother?

Ok here’s the thing, stop being such a pussy. Shows are supposed to be loud, why would you even go to one if you were going to turn down the volume. Go listen to the song at home so i dont have to look at your ugly ass face. By the way whats with the faggy dreadlocks? Whats even worse is when they are in one of those retardedly huge hats. It looks like you are carrying a bag of turds on your head.

I cant tell if these AZN’s are too young to be in a bar or not. I also forgot the reason why i put this picture on my desktop. I guess i will just have to make one up. Ummmm…….i love AZN’s?