I really dont know how to describe this site but i am sure this has happened to you before.

You will enjoy it i am sure. youfellasleepwatchingadvd.com

      I’m starting a new thing where i will post about retarded websites i find on the internet(which is quite often). The best part tho is that usually these websites are for amazing creative people, although this is not always the case. So here is my first foray into the: Weird World of Websites.

The first website is of a filmmaker called That Go, his stuff is sick. He did the video for Thunderheist’s “Jerk-it”. Check the site here or click the pic  .

And jesus said “thou shalt browse well, amen”

My new favorite thing i think is cute French girls with hardcore band tee’s. This is something thats coming back but definitely not in a serious way. The best part i feel is that she might not even know who slipknot is, and that is what makes its such a sick look. I need to get a Megadeath shirt fast.

This is also a gem of a picture. 2nd new favorite thing, seeing pic’s of legit photographers on party pic’s sites. This guy looks like he is about to get hit buy a car, or was just told he has gonorrhea.

American Boy On Canada Day from Popular Demand on Vimeo.

On Canada day this year a week ago i went downtown to take pictures of what was going on. I decided insted of showing the pictures normally i would make a movie with them. Here is is. Also i thought it pretty funny to have american boy in the background. Vimeo is legit

(ps. the quality is not as good as i wanted becuase i deleted Final cut like an idiot and had to use iMovie)

If you want to see the pictures you can see them on my facebook page.

In this fast paced world we live in it seems that nothing stays cool or alt for long. Ironic Glasses with no lenses, high top kicks, american appy, scarves, beards, skinny jeans, jeremy scott, ed banger have all trickled into down to the mainstream dudes overzealous teens and high school girls. It seems that everytime some alt discovers some new thing to wear/do/say/eat/go the teens and dude bros steal it right out from under them. This is why I propose the Alts fight back and in turn begin to steal stuff from the mainstreamers. It would not only be extreme hilarity, but it would also teach people a lesson about not stealing.Ways for an ALT to infultrate mainstream culture:

- Begin to listen to pop music; The Jonas Brothers are a good start, and go to concerts at large venues. However in order to keep your alt appeal make sure to just stand and judge.

- Go on shows like “Keys to the VIP” and refuse to get anyones number. Instead take over DJing at the club (This club will most likely be named TONIC and/or LIQUID)

- Begin going to Tim Hortons instead of Starbucks or other high end coffee establishments. However continue to use the high end coffee lingo (tall, grande, venti, foam, soy etc.) and order things that Tim Hortons would never sell.

- Get a 9-5 job but be terrible at it, and come in wearing the most ridiculous outfits you can muster.

- Start to watch team sports, however make sure you always cheer for the more fashionable team and never know anything specific about what is going on, you may also want to yell at inappropriate times when nothing has really occured (Note: this may work better when with a group of people or at a random sports bar)

- and finally to really kick them where it hurts begin to randomly and often drink Jagger bombs, not as a shot, but as a drink you sip…..preferably out of a mug.

(An Alt Bro Neatly sipping his Jagger Bomb) I believe this will be big in 2K9.

      I got this great idea to look through blogger and find some stuff to comment on/judge harshly. There was absolutly nothing tho, and this is what i figured out. There are three types of blogs you can find on blogger. 1. THE FAMILY/NEW FAMILY BLOG. These are all populated with stupid baby pictures and family shit. 2. THE OLD POEPLE WHO JUST GOT THE INTERNET BLOG. This blog is generally the most boring shit ever, about walks in the woods, grand kids and reunions. 3. SPANISH/FOREIGN LANGUAGE BLOGS. Basically i have no idea what is going on in these.Here is an example of the 3rd kind:

Stupid Spanish Blog

        To be truthful i did find one that was humorous and i could judge, HERE IT IS. I think its about “scene”kids in some Mexican place but since its written in Mexican i have no idea really. I’m still not sure why scenekids love animated gif’s so much, although i’ll admit the House of Holland one and Steed Lord one are pretty legit. But really whats the deal, do they get high off the incessant flashing lights? Scenekids are weird, Mexican kids are weirder. 

Here is an animated gif jordan made today.

New favorite thing, Native-American Asian pirates. Fak i know this guy is pretty legit right now, but just wait. This fall that look will be poppin off all over the place. You will see suburban hipsters/alts all over the place dressed like this. Mark my words people of the internet.

Also i was looking at a post on Hipster Runoff about RAC (Remix Artist Collective) and how it was just one guy. This made me sad. I really wished it was a group of middle aged dudes making remixes. I wonder if Steve Aoki will still DJ when he is 60. There needs to be more elderly DJ’s.

• Should Steve Aoki DJ forever?
• Is Steve Aoki Immortal?
• Does Kavinsky count as an Elderly DJ?
• Why am i writing in bullet form?

Another amazing trend that will be making it big soon is looking like a fucking idiot wearing animal masks(edit: looking like an idiot is already a big trend). There are so many amazing parts to this picture. The kitten mask reminds me of The Teenagers - Streets of paris. There is also the amazing ugly friend, the “seemingly” useless phone(its actually the latest cell phone) and the massive amount of dicks on her shirt. I didnt even notice until someone pointed them out. I want to see what she looks like under all those dicks.

The Teenagers - Streets of paris
Their MYSPACE Page

I usually walk home from work but today it was more of a self reflection. I was observing and trying to figure out what i like and what i don’t like. This is part of the list that i came up with…

What I Like

• walking
• outside because it is bright
• homeless people - they do so much for the community - ie return all the bottles people leave around the city
• crackers and cheese
• eating cantaloupe with cottage cheese in the middle on the beach in the summer (its just so happy)
• clapping - even if fake
• music
• dancing
• dancing and walking
• running and dancing (even thought i can’t do it)
• coffee - pref. from starbucks or illy brand, but am not too picky
• fashion
• well dressed people
• dress shoes (of any colours)
• extreme fitting clothing, either too tight or extremely too big
• ironic stuff, even people
• people who look indie/scene/club from a distance, but really are homeless
• majestic animals of any sort, anywhere and at any time
• actully liking and buying the same beer as homeless people
• The Teenagers
• Sebastien Grainger and the Mountains
• AZNs
• RomComs - they just end so happy
• fire works
• culture - preforming arts, design, fashin, fine art, and lit.

What I Don’t Like

• cross walks - some how they cause more accidents
• people with limps because i feel i am going to be beat up
• walking by people on the street and looking at them because i sometimes feel they will beat me up - sometimes somehow i too develop a limp as well
• unaware people - like how dumb they act or look
• eating animals, but still feel compelled to buy veggie alternatives to meat products
• going places slow
• the city of ottawa (i love all my amazing wonderful awesome wicked friends who are in ottawa though)
• how AZNs seem to be more stylish than everybody else
• stressing about things even if they are unimportant
• how forgetful i tend to be
• people who think there awesome, but aren’t (i possibly may fall under this category)
• being unorganized messy and dirty
• most loud noises and sudden movements - i am too jumpy - and it ads humour in most movies for friends
• Linkin Park and Papa Roche
• Couples who dress to match - i recently saw this sketch white trash gangster couple wearing all yellow, together
• not wearing glasses - I think i would be more comfortable not wearing clothes in public than no glasses
• people who are not willing to learn or take interest new things
• jokes that are not funny
• the day not being longer that 24 hours

I am interested knowing what other people like and do not like… please post them if you like to post on blogs or if you don’t just call me out on how blogging is pointless and a wast of time.

Yes she is weird and stupid looking, and probably has bad judgment(see shitty arm tattoo). But you have to give her credit for going the extra mile and dying her eyebrows pink. Are those feathers in her hair, or dreds? Do you think she would be a good mother?

Ok here’s the thing, stop being such a pussy. Shows are supposed to be loud, why would you even go to one if you were going to turn down the volume. Go listen to the song at home so i dont have to look at your ugly ass face. By the way whats with the faggy dreadlocks? Whats even worse is when they are in one of those retardedly huge hats. It looks like you are carrying a bag of turds on your head.

I cant tell if these AZN’s are too young to be in a bar or not. I also forgot the reason why i put this picture on my desktop. I guess i will just have to make one up. Ummmm…….i love AZN’s?

This is the best website i have seen in a long time, it gave me lulz x2.

thingsyoucantdocokedup

Here is a small smattering of the things you cant do coked up. There are soooo many other good ones so go check out the whole site.

Understand the concept of time

Leave the DJ alone

Amuse the bouncer

Look as good in the photo as you felt when it was taken

Remain moderate during a debate (Somehow Eric Chan is in this picture?)(the asian one)

A little while ago while i was perusing thecobrasnake.com i came across a picture which changed my life……for that week. I was a picture of JFK from MSTRKRFT and Steve Aoki, both of whom were supporting pretty legit moustaches. So i decied to grow a moustache, again. It seems to be going well so for and i have high hopes for it reaching MAJOR LEGIT staus. These guys really do have the most legit staches in music today.

That got me thinking about other legit people with moustaches or people we talk about a lot who maybe should have moustaches.

Billy Marks sports a very legit stache here, and a pretty ballin cheque too.

I think Sheckler should grow a moustache, it would increase his legitness ten fold, and not to mention makes him look quite dashing as well. Click on the sheckler pic for a sweet video of him!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

Why cant alcohol be that cheap here, WHY!!!!!

All it is, is rotten shit that gets u drunk. It should be so cheap.

Also Mickey Mouse is comin’ back with a vengance, just check out that shirt. Also sick Streetwear label XLarge Japan is doing a collab with Disney right now. Check it out here or click the pic!!

Today i found THE best myspace page. I think my head just exploded. So on the start page for myspace.com you see those dozen or so profiles at the bottom and myspace says something like “meet people in your area” or something. That was where is saw *Bulletz-Are-Scene*’s profile pic. I was intrigued by the name and picture so i invetigated. Basically to sum up her page all you have to do is read her quote

“**Sometimes I Wish I could Gouge Out My EyesTo Make room For My Tears**”

I think i am in love.

Also i just love double bass drums

the new hOt sheet in da klubz r drOp crOtch pants for all those alt kidz. fOund the mOst x-Treme pair Out dare. dOne bye sOulful cOmmandOe lifestyle. ive been calln this for the last 6 munths and fnlly twas writtn in vOgue, drOp crotchz reppin pantz.srry, been readin 2 much hipster runOff

Amazing news everyone! American Apparel is selling vibrators under the guise of a “massager”, hahahaha. Pretty much AA is headed down the slippery slope of adult items. I bet there will be some bondage shit from AA soon, maybe even like a paddle or whip. Wow, anways  another funny fact about this subject is that, firstly i had to go through three blogs to get to the actuall source for this info. Guess who was at the end of the trail, our good friends over at StreetCarnage.com . I first Read it on Dlisted.com, then two other blogs, then finally on streetcarnage. I love the fact that this info trickled up through these blogs. I just find it funny and weird.

-sidenote-

I just saw the shortest fattest guy walking down the street and laughed in the Starbucks, people stared. Hahahaha.